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Minecraft Pals Minecraft Pals

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Somebody jump on the bandwagon

You haven't played it and and it shows. There's nothing wrong with satirising games, but when you've not experienced it you can't. This seemed to be based on a few assumptions made by glancing at the minecraft homepage. Assumptions in the most part which were wrong.

The animation itself is nothing too remarkable. Nice enough graphics, but little in terms of interesting content.


JohnnyUtah responds:

I haven't EXPERIENCED IT. haha. no sir, you are correct, I did not build shit out of blocks, I only watched people in videos do it. HOW DARE I.

the joke is people when given the opportunity can use their imagination in pretty ridiculous ways. it's not a gag SOLELY about minecraft you dolt.

anyways, go back to being mad i didn't get something's name right or the characters scale is wrong or some other non-important issue.

god, STOP BEING SO DUMB.


Twilight : Hairy Moon Twilight : Hairy Moon

Rated 4 / 5 stars

More for the cause

Great to get one up on that dreadful creation twilight.
The only problem with this is you have Edward making a witty observation. Something he doesn't have the capacity for and should never be depicted doing so.


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Avatar - Hot Na'vi Sex Avatar - Hot Na'vi Sex

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hahaha

I watched this before seeing the movie. All the way through I was thinking 'so is that like their penis?'. If so what are they doing to those animals they connect to :P

Great movie even more funny now I've seen the film.


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Palin Re-Kills Washington Palin Re-Kills Washington

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Ah you used my music

Yeah this game doesn't work at all. You can't move or shoot. I noticed you used my music in this... I was hoping for something a bit better. It could have been ok if it had run, but it just did nothing. Maybe you should get someone to test your games before releasing them. Also get your own icon, that one was from another submission I'm sure. Partly the reason why I was surprised at the content of this game.


TheEmoKiller responds:

I was actually avidly working on art and etc. for this game.
But my programmer (who said he was working on it for a week), didnt get anything done really.

I then decided to release it as a Halloween trick, which it says in the Author's Comments.


Brawl Royale Brawl Royale

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Well designed game

What is the name of the music at the begining? (The music thats also in kill Bill)
Nice game, really detailed attacks. I liked the high level of violence and the character design. The only irritating thing was having to go right back to the start after you die, but thats just part of the challenge I guess.



The Torture Game 2 The Torture Game 2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Awesome but very morbid

This game is very brutal. The detail is just awesome. It's really well made. Should I feel guilty for liking this? lol The bit where you can put someone's face on the body seemed to be going a bit too far in my opinion. But yeah really good game.


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Recent Audio Reviews


Vivaldi - Winter (Metal loop) Vivaldi - Winter (Metal loop)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awsome!

Wow thats pretty awsome! Funny how classical music converts really well to rock.


Casualty responds:

Probably because classical music is the base of everything =P

Thanks for the review dude!


Reincarnation IV Reincarnation IV

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great song

Aww shame your gonna use it for a game, because if you weren't I might have used it for my zombie movie. Great song all the same.



Zombie Lament Zombie Lament

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Yes just what I needed!

I am definately using this! That is the exact ambient mood I want for my zombie movie. Thank you so much! I just love it.