Countevil's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Minecraft Pals]

Somebody jump on the bandwagon

You haven't played it and and it shows. There's nothing wrong with satirising games, but when you've not experienced it you can't. This seemed to be based on a few assumptions made by glancing at the minecraft homepage. Assumptions in the most part which were wrong.

The animation itself is nothing too remarkable. Nice enough graphics, but little in terms of interesting content.

JohnnyUtah responds:

I haven't EXPERIENCED IT. haha. no sir, you are correct, I did not build shit out of blocks, I only watched people in videos do it. HOW DARE I.

the joke is people when given the opportunity can use their imagination in pretty ridiculous ways. it's not a gag SOLELY about minecraft you dolt.

anyways, go back to being mad i didn't get something's name right or the characters scale is wrong or some other non-important issue.

god, STOP BEING SO DUMB.

[Twilight : Hairy Moon]

More for the cause

Great to get one up on that dreadful creation twilight.
The only problem with this is you have Edward making a witty observation. Something he doesn't have the capacity for and should never be depicted doing so.

[Avatar - Hot Na'vi Sex]

hahaha

I watched this before seeing the movie. All the way through I was thinking 'so is that like their penis?'. If so what are they doing to those animals they connect to :P

Great movie even more funny now I've seen the film.

[SFTCS Part 1]

Nice

Nice work great to see you finally got this out. Can't wait to see more man.

[Xionic Madness 1.5]

Good but a bit overwelming

I see you've upgraded the designs since I saw this on NGC. Although a lot was well drawn some parts could do with a lot of work. e.g. the moving background with the armoured vehicle.
Although I enjoyed it I did find it quite confusing and overwelming at points. There was too much going on at times, the dialogue was sometimes to fast to catch.
Great action scenes. I'd like to see the the next part.

[-:Title Goes Here:-]

Bad graphics, poor jokes and irritating voices

The saving grace of some movies with bad graphics is that they are well written and have great voice actors. This was really the case here. The jokes weren't that funny and at times it was cslightly confusing. The voice work could do with being improved a lot, try to get more people to do voices. Unless you have a massive voice range like egoraptor, which you don't seem to.
I'd say you should spend time working on your drawing, writing your lines and finding better voices.

[Awesome Center Redux]

Another good remake

My sister has cancer... ZOMBIE CANCER!!!
That line was the best out of this. The rest was great but for some reason that stood out lol. Great seeing these updated, they were good before, but with the little additions they're even better.

[Edible Castle #10]

Good but it seemed to be lacking something...

This was ok, but it was really lacking the charm of the normal episodes. It's a novelty to see big names involved. I really do prefer the regular episodes. Can I just ask why you chose to do the winter Olympic games when it's the normal Olypics on currently?

[Slipknot - Duality]

good song...poorly animated/drawn

Well to quite honest the animation was average at best. Only a couple had close to decently animated parts, but still a way off. You guys really need to learn a few basics, like drawing. It was mostly drawn extremely sloppily. The only good thing was the song, but that was a bit let down by the poor animation. Slipknot deserve better.

beanies520 responds:

It's a clock film, what were you expecting?

[Edible Castle #7]

yay more edible castle!

woot caught this one in judgement.
As usual these get crazier with every episode. The humour is extremely surreal, but that's how I like it. A lot of the jokes you probably won't get unless you're English.